"What are we, some kinda ol' running shoes?"

For the love of the sweet little baby jesus, to quote the uber-quotable Ricky Bobby, please watch this "newscast" regarding this alarming and very important epidemic spreading to office workers every where:
Chair Butt.

Oh yes folks, this is serious...Seriously funny! Kim at the Cube News Farm will have you crying from laughing so hard. http://one.revver.com/watch/72633/format/flv/affiliate/30289

And that's just a taste. If you want more of Kim's breaking news, visit www.cubenews1.com.

I'm off to do lunges...